Kuhn cheese

The cheese in which comes from the vagina crack of a dickhead. It is spread on toast every year in celebration of I'm a dickhead honour day.

Hey bro, I can tell that under all those layers of f**kwitness you have a thick layer of Kuhn cheese..

by Pickle2403 August 19, 2016

Jess Cheese

Moldy Swiss cheese

Katie: George Walker Bush, want this slice of Jess Cheese?
*George Walker Bush eats it and dies from mold poisoning*
Rip bozo

by FugginPARODYbro June 26, 2025

Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted go perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Pleaseburger cheese

Misspelling of 'Cheeseburger please'

*Pulling up to drive thru*
"Can I get a Pleaseburger cheese?"

*Driving out*
"FUCK!"

by Goot_63 July 22, 2025

cheese dumpies

something you get when you eat too much cheese, much like constipation.

Walter "hey what happened to you?"

Some guy "oh man i had so much cheese last night i just spent an hour in the bathroom trying to push out my cheese dumpies"

by T&Tfan September 17, 2011

Chicken and Cheese

“Chicken and Cheese” is a reference in volleyball when a setter sets the volleyball and the hitter hits and scores.

Sam set Kenzie and Kenzie scored with her hit, that was chicken and cheese.

by Glacier Volleyball Program December 15, 2024

Cheese On Toast

Cheese on toast is Grilled cheese on top of a piece of bread. Cheese on toast is John Deacon's favourite dish, something that is made fun of in the Queen Fandom.

-Let's have some Cheese On Toast.
-Pft who are you? John Deacon?

by ilovequeensomuchuwu June 29, 2019