CUM

The Legendary Canada, United states, and mexico union!

John: i'm going to CUM!
Kevin: have a good time in there!
John:You bet! Im gonna SWIM in the CUM public pools!

by Yormother January 24, 2023

Cum

That white gooey shit that comes out yo wiener when u see tits

*Walks into a Starbucks and sees a girl with big tits*
Me: "Holy shit look at the rack on that chick!"
Also me: *Whips out cock on the spot and cums everywhere in the Starbucks*

by GayMidgetSex1 January 25, 2023

Cum goblin 1480

When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her

I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.

by Nut funny man January 26, 2023

Cargo Cum

Cargo Cum is when you break into a girls house and cum in all of her cargo pants.

you: Yo jeff i pulled a “Cargo Cum” on jenna

jeff: What the actual fuck

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

cum

it's basically the best part of your day

male: it's so hard, I think I am gonna cum on my bed

female: it's so big, I think I am about to cum

by voldemort February 2, 2023

cup-o-cum

when you cum so fast it fills up a glass in 10 secconds

i have a cup-o-cum

by pookieposts February 2, 2023

rooster cum

A egg not fried completely. White around the yolk

I hate having rooster cum on my eggs.

by Young at heart old in age February 2, 2023