Blue Cheese

(n.) Little lumps of a white cheesy smegma mixed in with blue toilet water cleaner. Usually occurs when your dick is so long that it touch da water.

My boy Eric's dick touch da water. Splash. Splash. Dick head look like a pirate ship sailing the deep blue. Making dat blue cheese, doe.

by ChimmyChummy September 14, 2016

Coochie Cheese

It's when your coochie is just not good. Its yellow, smelly, repulsive. It is very spreadable so kind of like an std. (can be moldy when you're an old lady)

Yooo your girl got coochie cheese watch out or you might get it too.

by Maddythebaddy April 26, 2021

The Cheese Grater

A dark looming presence over the whole of the furry community, the infamous item expelled bloody from the anus in the most well known piece of furry hentai

James: what’s up with Jeff?
Jerry: he just watched the Cheese Grater
*James walks over to Jeff*
James: I feel your pain

by RaxtusDergy April 17, 2023

cream cheese balls

business reform

YO! END CREAM CHEESE BALLS

by yes daddy harder uwu March 17, 2021

cheesed over

Something that doesn't work correctly.

My car engine is cheesed over because I forgot to check the oil.

by JoeyBomm July 19, 2024

The Colby Cheese

The leftover smeg around the helmet rim after a streak of unwashing after sexual pleasure

“Hey man, are you aware you’ve got some of The Colby Cheese down your leg”

by OHB All Day May 13, 2024

Milford cheese

Adjective: describing the most gnarly, gutteral, situations. Not limited to covering speech and subject matter

So I was fucking (insert name)…. That shit was straight up Milford cheese.

The other night I was eating hobo cock and it tasted like Milford cheese bro.

by hogcanyon September 7, 2022