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John pork

I was caught “John porkin” it at Chuck E. Cheese
by Duckbuster November 14, 2025
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The John Adams Curse

The curse on a female being forced to moan the name “John Adams” when having sex. If she doesn’t John Adams will smite her by shit suffocation method. The curse is obtained by masturbating in US history class.
Bro, Becky and I were getting freaky and she had the John Adams Curse. My apartment reeks with her shit covered Corpse.
by KingBoogat November 22, 2025
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John Dory

Cockney Rhyming slang for 'Cory'.
John Dory is an edible demersal coastal marine fish with a laterally compressed olive-yellow body which has a large dark spot, and long spines on the dorsal fin.
The John Dory also grows to a maximum size of 65 cm (26 in) and a maximum weight of 5 kg (11 lb).
I've got a lump on me John Dory
Your what mate
Me john
by Zimmer.365 November 29, 2025
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by Plotless December 2, 2025
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John Smithing

John Smithing is a mix between Gaslighting and Ghosting, similar to Ghostlighting
To John Smith someone means to lie about an event and not show up.
Hey are you hopping on tonight?
Nah, someone else is John Smithing us
by urnotmax December 6, 2025
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John Chingleberry

Person 1: Aw, John Chingleberry!!
Person 2: where??
Person 1: At home.
by Poofungle December 7, 2025
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