Double Monday

During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.

"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"

by I Sweetss I May 30, 2018

double-d

is when some inserts their dick into someones elses dick hole. but before inserting the penis intot the penis they both have to stretch the hole so they take random objects around the house to achive the objective.

double-d

by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

double denes

large breasts where the nipples are not pointing in the same direction.

That girl has nice breasts, I totally don't mind the 'double denes.

by randy royce February 3, 2010

Double dog bullshit.

Double dog bullshit.

I love you. No, i love you more. Bullshit.

Double dog bullshit.

by Barracuda mom June 16, 2018

Colorado Double

A type of sexual manouver where you double-penetrate someone, male or female, whilst riding a saddle made in colorado

Did you hear that Moonbeam and Big Nasty gave her the ol' colorado double last weekend?

by Riptide_Magoo February 10, 2022

double trouble

When woman is inserted in two places at the same time.
Some variations:
-Two men, one woman
-One man, one toy, one woman
-Two toys, one woman
Higher level trouble is triple trouble and quadruple trouble which should only be done by professionals.

"Want to do some double trouble?" *wink wink*

by I see truth February 24, 2023

Lindberg Double

A Lindberg Double is doubling on a 12 in blackjack; which is considered a stupid move. It is named after Justin Lindberg, who doubles twelves.

"A 12? You gotta Lindberg Double man."

by Big John26 May 22, 2017