Splint Dick

A splint dick occurs when someone can't get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they're hard by tying two Popsicle sticks to either side of their penis like a splint

Robert ate too much spaghetti and couldnt get a boner, but still fooled Linda with his splint dick

by Stein Man May 4, 2008

dick ticklers

fingers

Get your filthy dick ticklers off me!

by 0mar August 20, 2003

Ghost Dick

Ghost dick is when randomly choke or cough by unexpected random things. Take a drink of a beverage and it goes down the wrong pipe and you choke from it. Breathing in air at a certain point and it makes you cough really hard. Chewing a piece of food and a tiny part tickles your throat and makes you cough really hard! Laughing so hard you randomly start coughing really hard.

Jane doe takes a drink of her beverage and it goes down the wrong pipe (coughs outrageously). “You just been ghost dicked”

by Rylie weatherford August 6, 2019

dick dirt

when u did not wash ur dick for so long it gathers dirt and it looks really nasty

wash ur dick or else u get dick dirt
-Barrack Obama

by dick the big dicked duck March 24, 2013

poop dick

when your dick's got poop on it.

branden's biomembrane is lookin like quite a poop dick today.

by bee rye ahn July 8, 2007

dick spammer

someone who talks shit over the internet and you will never see them

guy 1: " i'll beat your ass".

guy 2: " dude your such a dick spammer, shut up"

by nightmare892 December 26, 2008

Fentanyl Dick

When females are addicted to the dick.

The neighborhood females were lining up around the block because he had that fentanyl dick.

by Fivstrchic2022 September 3, 2022