gives out snacks and sells snacks at a middle school. gets lot of monayyy :) and she is very protective and out going. also likes taking pictures.
by amnarreee May 13, 2022
Get the Mrs carsonmug. A Mrs Sloggot is a sexual position discovered in early 90's by Thomas Davids (1902-1991). Some experts who actually wrote the karma suttra believe it was whilst performing the 'Mrs Sloggot' manoeuvre he may have actually possibly lead to the really absurd idea that doing the 'Mrs Sloggot' caused his own death, which has now been made in an autobiography by his ancient spirit, check the link below to purchase for a great gift this mother's day. The book even contains a recipe to perform the 'Mrs Sloggot'. You will need: 500ml of sparkling water, 6 match sticks, a hot candle, a pack of double stuffed Oreos and a pair of modified, spiked knuckle dusters which are then given to a silver back guerrilla, enough flammable liquid for 2 persons.
Now have sex with partner and whilst doing that throw the water into the guerrillas eyes and yell abuse at it. Then pour gasoline over you and partner, keep having sex until the guerrilla has started to kill you, whilst you're half dead, burn yourself alive, whilst being beaten by an insane guerrilla with knuckle dusters and still whilst having sex. Then eat the oreos and drink melted candle wax to wash them down.
Job Interviewer "Hello please sit and we'll begin the job interview"
Job Applicant "Thank you very much, is this your family in this picture with you?"
Job Interviewer "Yes, this is my Daughter"
Job Applicant "Fuck me! I'd Mrs Sloggot her in the face!"
Job Interviewer "Thanks! I've always thought the same"
Now have sex with partner and whilst doing that throw the water into the guerrillas eyes and yell abuse at it. Then pour gasoline over you and partner, keep having sex until the guerrilla has started to kill you, whilst you're half dead, burn yourself alive, whilst being beaten by an insane guerrilla with knuckle dusters and still whilst having sex. Then eat the oreos and drink melted candle wax to wash them down.
Job Interviewer "Hello please sit and we'll begin the job interview"
Job Applicant "Thank you very much, is this your family in this picture with you?"
Job Interviewer "Yes, this is my Daughter"
Job Applicant "Fuck me! I'd Mrs Sloggot her in the face!"
Job Interviewer "Thanks! I've always thought the same"
"Hey dude! I actually managed to steal a live, untrained guerrilla, wanna go Slog (Mrs Sloggot) after school man?"
"Sir this is a hiring to determine the custody of your children. I'm really questioning your sanity Mr Roberts."
"Sir this is a hiring to determine the custody of your children. I'm really questioning your sanity Mr Roberts."
by Dingus Muffleberry August 6, 2015
Get the mrs sloggotmug. by Paytonlisious40 June 3, 2020
Get the Mr Laskowitzmug. by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhewwo April 20, 2018
Get the Mr Mcaninchmug. A highschool teacher that has a chocolate addiction and likes Not letting kids go to the water fountain.
she is a overall fantastic individual as long as you dont make her mad by talking. than she might put you in time-out and have you lookin' like a 5 yr old child. If you need a better grade bring a babe ruth to school slide it on her desk and ask her for extra credit or whatever you need. tbh if you mis behave she might make you make her a sandwhich or sum so dont make her mad unless you like makin soup.
she is a overall fantastic individual as long as you dont make her mad by talking. than she might put you in time-out and have you lookin' like a 5 yr old child. If you need a better grade bring a babe ruth to school slide it on her desk and ask her for extra credit or whatever you need. tbh if you mis behave she might make you make her a sandwhich or sum so dont make her mad unless you like makin soup.
by Tg223P October 8, 2023
Get the Mrs. Litherlandmug. a teacher who doesn’t know how to control any kids. he also has a dumpy that people point out all the time
by kid u don’t knoe April 30, 2022
Get the Mr. Farmermug. by ram0na..fl0werzz July 29, 2024
Get the Mr. Sigmamug.