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Johne dape

A johne dape is when your friend johne hits the dab so hard it becomes a dape
Man yesterday Johne hit the Johne dape so hard Maren fell in love with him
by YEET mrfootfetish September 10, 2019
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John

his last name is fucking longer than both his first and middle name combined
"hey have you met john pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisdeitysmurglewithermith?"
"what is that fucking last name"
by superbigmaster June 21, 2023
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John Quinn

If your plan includes credit reports, scores, and/or credit monitoring features ("Credit Features"), two requirements must be met to receive said features: (i) your identity must be successfully verified with Equifax; and (ii) Equifax must be able to locate your credit file and it must contain sufficient credit history information. IF EITHER OF THE FOREGOING REQUIREMENTS ARE NOT MET YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE CREDIT FEATURES FROM ANY BUREAU. If your plan also includes Credit Features from Experian and/or TransUnion, the above verification process must also be successfully completed with Experian and/or TransUnion, as applicable. If verification is successfully completed with Equifax, but not with Experian and/or TransUnion, as applicable, you will not receive Credit Features from such bureau(s) until the verification process is successfully completed and until then you will only receive Credit Features from Equifax. Any credit monitoring from Experian and TransUnion will take several days to begin after your successful plan enrollment.
I really hope that John Quinn doesn't clean me out tonight. 🥴🥴

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by 60-Day Money Back Guarantee wi October 12, 2020
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John Lovgren

John is drama queen in latin and Lovgren means gay in Spanish
Is you can describe a stupid animal in one word it would be John Lovgren
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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john bartmann

He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.

Fucks on first date.

Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.
Girl1: I hooked up with a total John Bartmann last night

Girl2: omg me too ! What was his name
by Bigbugs124594 August 16, 2017
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Pulling a John

A guy who gets daily wet dreams of fucking a humanoid horses from My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash), and maybe with a threesome of Rainbow Dash AND Sunset Glimmer! He loves specifying little details of fucking her, and uses GbayIsCyclone’s adlib against him. (Adlib: That’s How It Works, Yo!)
John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred

GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.

John: That’s how it works, yo!

GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
by GbayIsCyclone September 2, 2022
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john ogelby

The best drummer MILKK has ever had. Won't ever find him without a hat/beanie on. A sweet heart but very shy.
You know John Ogelby?

The best drummer in milkk? yes I know him.
by coco4548 October 27, 2019
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