Fart tape

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.

I just listened to our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts on it!

by electricalparade June 6, 2024

fart oven

When you close up the doors and windows of a car and fart as much as you can.

Wtf is that smell? ah shit dude did you just create a fart oven?

by Creepy stalker in your closet March 18, 2017

InHer Fart

When you Fart to get deeper inside her and need to get that extra push.

Heard she got hurt when he tried to InHer Fart his way to impressing her!

She married him immediately after his best performance in the bedroom yet!

by Soggy trifecta January 17, 2024

Fart Silencer

The technical name for a thong.

I ate a lot of beans last night, but I should be okay at work today. I'm wearing a fart silencer.

by elliot_ June 25, 2024

fart mommy

when your sugar mommy has a scat kink you have to fufil

damn bro, you got yourself a fart mommy, what a unique way to make bank!

by thebiggestwettestfussy March 1, 2022

pookie fart

A pookie fart is a fart that comes out of your anus and crawls up the front.

Haley: Omg I just had a pookie, they feel so weird.
Kat: What's a pookie?
Haley: Y'know when you have those farts that come to the front and feel like a bubble?
Kat: 1, gross. 2, that's what that's called?
Haley: Yeah, a pookie fart is that.

by ahhahahaidekwhattoputhere May 26, 2024

Fuckin’ Farts

The act of plowing your significant other whilst trying to hold in a fart and maintain your boner.

I was boning the ol battle axe and had the fuckin’ farts so bad I lost my bone diggity.

by Assdickmcfuckface March 13, 2022