benny the cat

A racial slur for black cats, and other household animals and reptiles

Oh no! It's a Benny the Cat! Call the exterminator!

by How many different names? November 19, 2017

Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

Ohio Bat & Cat Position

The sexual act of rescuing a hoe (paying her extra cash) and then holding both her ankles and dangling her upside down like a bat and forcing her to suck your dick until you spunk into her mouth, while she braids strands of your body hair into a tail to yank on.

Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"

Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"

by i megum 6 June 20, 2024

Cat

A cute cuddly friendly little fluf ball that says meow when you need it and is always there to comfort you.

Person A: Awwww cute cat you got there

Person B: thanks

by Frogfaceman October 21, 2020

cat

a fucking evil monter that will scatch you if you touch its belly

man: touches belly

cat: MURDER

by mysterose November 3, 2022

Cat Tail

To follow up or chase down a lead a with a customer in regards to an opportunity.

Usually used by a douche bag boss or co-worker who uses a bunch of bullshit phrases to see like they are on the cutting edge of sales management.

Salesman: I heard ACME has a bunch of work coming up!

Sales Manager: You need to CAT TAIL that.

by Territory Manager August 23, 2019

Bunky Cat

He is taking the nation by storm.

Did you hear about bunky cat? Shit's taking the nation by storm1

by 360AntiviralMctwist April 9, 2022