A baby pipe muncher starts off as a missing pet. A full grown pipe muncher will steal a pet to be raised as a baby pipe muncher. The baby pipe muncher will be put into a new home when full grown. They shadow the adult pipe muncher until they are old enough to get their own houses walls and munch on pipes. As young pipe munchers they lick the pipes clean for the adult pipe munchers.
1. Omg look it's a baby pipe muncher.
2. Look at the baby pipe muncher licking the pipes.
3. Wow what a lovely baby pipe muncher.
2. Look at the baby pipe muncher licking the pipes.
3. Wow what a lovely baby pipe muncher.
by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

Bruh moment but better.
by Tsikitas September 19, 2019

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

The Slovakian baby shower is simple. A pregnant woman, in the twilight of her third trimester is riding cowgirl on her partner, and when her water breaks, THEY DON’T STOP.
Little Timmy isn’t doing so well in school, it’s probably because he was born by Slovakian baby shower.
by IG@50shades.ofwhite January 25, 2020

A female between the ages of eighteen and twenty who carries the developmental qualities of a full fledged, experienced Dick Slayer.
The Baby Dick Slayer is so smokin hot that you'll pop a boner just from being within a block radius of her, yet she uses a fake ID to get into clubs or buy beer.
by BigTeddyK March 10, 2010

dude, yesterday my girlfriend hocked the fattest mexican throat baby on the floor, and then my dog ate it, and now my dog is acting really weird and shaking.
by Dr. SftPork October 23, 2008
