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Bitch lasagna

The uttermost discrimination of the femal kind whomst refuse to send the pictures of the bob and vigane even though you asked politely
That woman is a bitch lasagna cut her pussy off
by NOT JOEY JOHNSTON December 12, 2018
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bitch beer

In Canada, bitch beer is common slang for American Beer such as Bud Light or Coors light. This is in referance to the way which alcohol content is measured in the United States versus Canada.

In the States alcohol content is measured by weight as opposed to volume. So a %4 beer in the states would be a %3.2 beer in Canada...which is not even suitable for our dogs never mind our women. In addition, American beer often has a lower percentage even when you don't take the method of measurment which furthers American beer's reputation as "bitch beer".

Further, Americans are often referred to as bitchs in Canada due to their lack of knowledge in hockey, low alcohol tolerance, poor education, racist policies, and due to the rage Canadians feel when they are treated poorly in other countrys when we are initially identified as Americans. (the party is on when Canadian citizenship is established)

However, it should be noted, African Americans are not considered to be bitches because of their strong cultural dominance in the United States as well as the fact that malt liquor has about the same alcohol content as Canadian beer. This also proves that Canadians are truly "original Gangsters".
"Hey Joe, what is that? A Bud Light? Why the fuck are you drinking bitch beer tonight? Are you the designated driver tonight or are you a bitch?"

"My wife drinks bitch beer now that she is pregnant. She doesn''t want to harm the baby with any alcohol."

"Now Billy, you know you can't have have any real beer until you're 18! You're going to have to sit at the kiddy table and drink bitch beer for another 6 years!"
by Solid Dean January 30, 2007
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bottom bitch

a pimp's first bitch or whore. the woman who earns him his first pimping dollar(s). a pimp's favorite or oldest ho.
"She was my first ho, my bottom bitch."
by FastLill September 19, 2005
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Deathbat bitch

A deathbat bitch is a girl who is a big Avenged Sevenfold fan.
Random female "I love Avenged Sevenfold, I know the words to all their songs :D"

Random dude "Oh, so you're a deathbat bitch then?"
by AWinnerIsMe July 26, 2010
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Bitch Twitch

A very twitchy man that is used as a tool for sex in jail.
"Hey you bitch twitch, stop twitchin and get working me."
by Cater June 23, 2006
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Hit Bitch

When you see a very ugly person, you say "Hit Bitch"
by kquan January 25, 2008
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Purple Bitch

A person who wears a purple article of clothing, (usually a shirt), way too much
Bob: That guy has worn a purple shirt to work everyday this week.

Bill: I know. He is such a Purple Bitch.

(The original Purple Bitches are Barny and Justin T.)
by Grandpa Sussie June 21, 2008
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