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hoe

a garden tool that some people misspell for the word ho.

That, or it’s a living garden tool. If your a GOODIE-GOODIE, you might think that i’m saying this person is hard working. But the truth is...only in the bed.
goodie-goodie text person 1: DUDE, WE WERE IN HOMEROOM AND BECKY WAS WORKING SO HARD. IM INSPIRED, THAT BECKY IS A REAL HOE!

text person 2: only under the covers...

goodie-goodie text person 1: ???

text person 2: oh i forgot that ur a goodie-goodie... 😂 oops
by JOE MAMMAA BIOTCH January 10, 2020
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by 6373723 January 7, 2022
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by makwjwnaa June 8, 2018
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Land hoe

When land is spotted so you can get your garden hoe and go plant your crops
Land hoe get the seeds you sons of b******!
by Mongrol1 May 31, 2023
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hoe

usually a word that other girls call each other in a n act of exaggeration when they see another girl touch their crush. it originally is a word similar to slut, but now you can be a hoe if you just arm wrestle a guy.
becky: omg jenna’s shoulder just touched brandon’s shoulder
karen: JENNA IS A HOE
by anonymousdefiniton March 11, 2018
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Mackenzies friend montana is a hoe at heart but he a stupid fucking bf.
by Cornshucker223 June 23, 2020
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Great Hoe Reformation

When women reach their early to mid thirties and have 3 children with 2 different baby daddies from being run through like a hallway during a fire alarm, realize their sexual marketplace value is at less than zero, and decide to start going to church to find a "good guy" to take care of her and her kids. They done had their fun, but they want a man to provide for them financially. These women start attending church and Bible study under the guide of being "born again" but really it's for the purpose of getting free housing and food. They also might have Tyrone coming over to help with her migraines while their churchy man is at work.
With 2 kids and another on the way from another one night stand, Cassie dicided to join The Great Hoe Reformation, going to a non denominational church to find a financial stable man that's okay with a prefab family.
by SirTopahmHat June 15, 2024
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