(Scientist): how is it going with the nutting?
(Subject): i dont think its possible to scientific nut that hard, i think we shold give up on the operati-
BANG!!!
(Scientist): Bring in the next subject! The last one could'nt do it
(Subject): i dont think its possible to scientific nut that hard, i think we shold give up on the operati-
BANG!!!
(Scientist): Bring in the next subject! The last one could'nt do it
by PersonWithPHDInSmart February 25, 2019
by Bc2292 June 16, 2023
by Klaraqn January 08, 2020
When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.
I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.
by MattZaddy69 July 31, 2023
a sandwhich that is like 3 peanut butter sandwiches stacked on top of eachother
(bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread)
(bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread)
i might have to do a triple decker nut sammy today
by lickz May 13, 2025
the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025