Having a severe case of monkey butt. Can be caused by chaffing of the butt cheeks, diarrhea, eating too many buffalo wings, hemorrhoids,or anything else that can irritate the rump.
Dude, after drinking a bottle of hot sauce, eating two cans of habaneros, and using 80 grit sandpaper to as t.p., I have a severe case of red hot monkey butt...got any Tucks?
by Jeff Nordberg January 1, 2009
Get the red hot monkey buttmug. 1. A reasonably entertaining epithet used in the Simpsons to describe the french.
2. Used by a plagiarist, a bore, an asshat, a neoconservative, a douchebag and/or a dickwad, as a weak attempt to appear smart; and an unoriginal way to describe the french.
2. Used by a plagiarist, a bore, an asshat, a neoconservative, a douchebag and/or a dickwad, as a weak attempt to appear smart; and an unoriginal way to describe the french.
Hi. I'm an asshat neoconservative dickwad bore. Those french over there are cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Aren't I smart?
by moofmonkey November 25, 2003
Get the cheese-eating surrender monkeysmug. A derogatory term used to refer to an American Republican who originally supported the war in Iraq but now is silent in the face of growing resistance to the war.
In 2003 Republicans and conservatives bashed the French for not supporting war against Iraq by calling them "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys".
Now that the Democrats control Congress, the same people offer only tepid resistance against growing calls for pulling American soldiers out of Iraq.
Example of usage:
Why are there no street protests by Republicans supporting the war? Is it because Republicans are just a bunch of cheeseburger eating surrender monkeys?
Now that the Democrats control Congress, the same people offer only tepid resistance against growing calls for pulling American soldiers out of Iraq.
Example of usage:
Why are there no street protests by Republicans supporting the war? Is it because Republicans are just a bunch of cheeseburger eating surrender monkeys?
by xi_32 December 26, 2008
Get the Cheeseburger Eating Surrender Monkeymug. a shit eating whore monkey is a monkey that meets client for sex then eats feces while engaging in sex with client
by roblo July 7, 2011
Get the shit eating whore monkeymug. The guy in the hot tub that, like the Hot Tub Meerkat, can't quite commit to sitting all the way down but, damnit, they are trying, resulting in an act that resembles the Japanese Snow Monkey.
I was heading to the hot tub when i spotted the Hot Tub Snow Monkey and decided it was too fucking weird, I think i'll hit the sauna.
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
Get the Hot Tub Snow Monkeymug. A derogatory term used to refer to an American Republican who originally supported the war in Iraq but now is silent in the face of growing resistance to the war.
In 2003 Republicans and conservatives bashed the French for not supporting war against Iraq by calling them "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys".
Now that the Democrats control Congress, the same people offer only tepid resistance against growing calls for pulling American soldiers out of Iraq.
Example of usage:
Why are there no street protests by Republicans supporting the war? Is it because Republicans are just a bunch of cheeseburger eating surrender monkeys?
Now that the Democrats control Congress, the same people offer only tepid resistance against growing calls for pulling American soldiers out of Iraq.
Example of usage:
Why are there no street protests by Republicans supporting the war? Is it because Republicans are just a bunch of cheeseburger eating surrender monkeys?
by xi_32 December 27, 2008
Get the Cheeseburger Eating Surrender Monkeymug. A very annoying black person from Nigeria that looks like a monkey and is always trying to start shit.
by Nigger Black Cotton pickwe August 15, 2017
Get the nigerian battle monkeymug.