Bames Johnned

Da great stand-up comedian who is so "suave 'n' skillful" dat his audiences often almost thinks he's actually a top-secret spy; they are all unaware dat a lot of da witty ideas for his clever jokes come from his faithful secretary, Miss Punnymany.

"Good evening, everyone. My name is Johnned --- Bames Johnned. A funny thing happened on my way to the show tonight..."

by QuacksO February 25, 2020

John Willy

A British man’s penis.

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.

by Brownald December 31, 2021

Papa Johns

Literally the best pizza place ever.

Person1: hey, wanna order papa johns?

Person2: hell yeah! It’s literally the best pizza place ever.

by Jackelanm January 14, 2024

John

Is a really cool name

I am john

by Buusiness October 9, 2019

John deacon

John deacon is the grooovvvvyyyy qute shy bassist of queen.He makeso me cream my pants every time he jumps around on stage

Idiot:who is that clown jumping on stage while the singer shows off his chest hair
Me:IT'S JOHN DEACON, YOU PRICK!

by Rrrooollzzx December 18, 2018

John-Ellis

A male sucking the ducks of multiple men at once. Whilst singing. Enough said.

“Did you see Toby leave with those Mexicans?“
“Yeah, I think he’s going to do a John-Ellis.”

by JimmyBobbySmurfius June 1, 2020

Say what up to John

The act of taking a huge dab to become really high

Hey man, what do you say we go say what up to John after church?

by Dr. Anita Cain N’Degochello September 21, 2018