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john farmer

a guy that's poor but has great morals and makes money by farming (by use of child labor) and selling drugs
by quaner January 4, 2022
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John Douglas

a queer boy with a shmeet
by daniel tubby September 30, 2020
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jOHn

Saying "jOHn" is a way of telling any of your friends named John "oh" while calling them at the same time.
John: do u no de wae
Someone: jOHn....that is a dead meme.
by Alola_ March 17, 2018
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John

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by The nonsense urban definer1234 November 14, 2022
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John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.
You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.
by KyDandi April 2, 2022
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John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals
1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
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John

It is a Smash Bros slang meaning an excuse.
Guy 1: I win!!
Guy 2: I lost because I lagged!
That is a John.
by RatMan 69420 May 31, 2021
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