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Gutter-time

When you buy Dunkin Donuts and you sit in a gutter and you have a nice time
Man I need to make some space for my annual gutter-time session
by The Space Jew January 11, 2019
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Murphy's Time

The amount of time allocated to accommodate individuals who tend to experience unforeseen setbacks - as commonly refereed to in Murphy's Law.
We were going to be at the show at 7, but Murphy's Time have Amber and I running about an hour and a half late. We gotta get our lives together.
by Xyrenax October 16, 2025
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Who's choking on the splinters
Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017
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Peaceful Time

A time when 60 year old people get vagazzled
As in General Hospital, where she’s horny and almost kills her husband— and having a peaceful time
Also remember when Kylie Jenner had a stripper pole
by Goou November 23, 2019
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Bestie Time is the Best Time

Bestie time is the Best Time is a phrase that we use to describe a time when we are gonna be seeing our besties!
by JIMMY JOHN JOE JIM BOP February 28, 2022
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