Ms Hughes White

A dwarf teacher that looks like a little gremlin and has the fucking smallest breath

Ms Hughes White is a fat gremlin

by Its.scr November 20, 2019

White Girl Story

A White Girl Story™ is a story that has a beginning and and end, but no real climax. Bonus points if they start stating facts that have nothing to do with the story.

Tiffany: So four years ago on a Saturday someone cut me off
John: What a White Girl Story™

by Vigarita November 26, 2019

Basic White Girl

Let’s see some examples:
-Scrunchies
-Crop-tops
-AirPods
-Checkered Vans
-Hot Cheetos
-Ripped jeans that show 3/4 of your legs
-Over-sized hoodies
-Messy blonde buns

basic White girl: OMg OMG OMGGG SISTERS YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE TEA *crunches on hot cheeto*
Basic White Girl 2: WHAT IS THE TEA SIS!?
Basic White girl: BASIC WHITE GIRL 3 STOLE MY SPECIAL EDITION CHECKERED AIRPODS!
Basic White girl 2: omg I can’t even even!

by ThanosTheMightyGrape June 5, 2019

annoying white boy

wears harley davidson shirt very tall makes fun of people who are smaller is a complete douchebag and hangs out with weird kids that play uno at lunch and presses ur pressure point and make the same jokes all the time

that kid vinny is an annoying white boy

by ssksksks April 14, 2019

White dog poo

White dog poo - An iconic by-product of the 1970s: the decade of explosive colour and outrageous fashions. With towering platform boots, garish floral patterns and ridiculously long wing collars to compete with, pet food manufacturers quickly got on board. By combining a large dose of bone meal they created a poo which put the pooch back in synch with its owner. Unfortunately as the decade came to a close, the poo became dull and brackish in line with the sober fashions and bleak economic outlook that followed. There are those who believe that returning to the days of white dog poo would be a return to the halcyon days of our era. It is said that one such person is the politician Jeremy Bernard Corbyn. Whether he will succeed will depend upon a generation not even born then. However, knowing how colour attracts youth, there's every chance we'll be seeing glistening little white logs littering our streets again someday soon.

This country has no prospects anymore. If only we could go back to the days of white dog poo when there was hope and optimism and people celebrated being alive.

by IndieB April 21, 2018

Drunken Snow White

An individual who attends parties and once drunk starts making friends with the animals or pets at the residence. They will not think twice about saying hello to furry friends.

Did Monica come? Yeah, she's over there with my dog Oreo being a "drunken snow white"

by Lavendula May 7, 2018

White Shirt Brigade

The white shirt brigade is the collective term for a group of typical unintelligent, unremarkable fuckboys, most commonly found leering in your local club, or often being the loudest table in Nando’s while taking pictures of their food. They are often found in groups of 6-12, and their trademark night out attire consists of matching crisp, white, buttoned up casual shirts, usually branded with a small Fred Perry or Ralph Lauren logo in order to convey the facade that they have any sort of notable wealth or success in life, yet their proudest achievement in life is a BTEC in sport science. Regular haircuts are a must for the white shirt brigade, keeping it short and often with tramlines and eyebrow slices to ensure that the douchebag look is perfected before the big lads night out. They are also often seen in and out of the local tanning shops, or browsing the vests in Primark preparing for their lads holiday to Magaluf. White shirt brigades are well known for prowling the club looking for those basic bitches clad to the teeth in over revealing outfits, ankle breaking heels and makeup which looks to be applied with a trowel. Other typical behaviour includes spending two days of their glass collecting wage on a bottle of Grey Goose in the local club, of course ensuring that every fuckboy has had a chance to take a photo with it for their instagram account, along with the pictures of their ‘cheeky Nando’s’ consumed earlier that evening.

‘Ah fuck, here come the white shirt brigade. Finish up, we’ll go to the next bar’

by vesta94 September 4, 2016