John

John is the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet. He’s smart, good-looking, and most of all the sweetest.

Pls marry me john!!

by Beebor 1 June 30, 2022

St. John's wort

Might be a good alternative for anti-psychotica and anti-depressants
together with Chamomile and carrots it can do wonders !

You can make tea with St. John's wort

by mrpanda009 July 1, 2022

John

Bootyhole licker

Johns a bootyhole licker lol

by Mymomsdeadlol February 14, 2022

Fishless John

When a flyfisher brings you to what he claims as “real fishing” but strikes zero fishes.

-Gotta bring you for some real fishin’!
(Catches nothing)

-What a fishless John.

by MoronSonOfBoron! February 15, 2022

John J Morris

Pushin hella 🅿️ No question. Dude is ab it fr and is on go. Dude is grandfather of 🅿️

John J Morris is 🅿️ For real

by G god see gf gbh February 15, 2022

The John Cena

When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.

The other night I did the John Cena on a girl and the next day she called her chiropractor.

by Muddcutie February 18, 2022

john

the name given to an ungrateful fuck who his girlfriend chantelle puts up with even though all he does is sleep,eat,shit, and repeat.

john is sleeping on the couch tonight.

by j0hn5wh0r3123 February 21, 2022