blue hotdog

To hump someone with 11 fingers whilst gradually transforming into Fred Durst.

guy: dont hump me pls youre being a blue hotdog
guy 2: no way man im gonna keep humit's just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up

by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT June 6, 2022

blue fungus

That exotic from south Arlington

Chino: say bro what strain is this this some gas

Chika: this that blue fungus from them inverted niggas

by Tobi333 August 3, 2021

blue shell

throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else

Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan

by MinecraftRulesDotCom May 29, 2021

blue tart

Someone who is irrationally mean towards someone, normally someone named Sweeny Todd.

Did you hear about Carl? He's being such a Blue Tart.

by toydonkey12 December 12, 2019

blue punch

A slang term for a drink that has been spiked, usually at a frat party

Person 1: Did you just see Becky pissing herself?

Person 2: Yeah, I'm not surprised. I saw her drinking some of that blue punch earlier.

by Goddamn trash February 7, 2017

blue telephone

A euphemism for something

"Is the blue telephone a euphemism for something?" - random polyglot poller

by ahwahaha77 July 23, 2017

Blue Balls

Blue balls mean being sexual arouse or nothing being sexual active or not being able to cum. Sexual arouse by physical appearances by your parthner.

My girls walks around the house n cooks and cleans just in her underwear. She gives me blue balls

by Professor25 September 17, 2018