penis

if you have one, its probably small. cannot see it even with a microscope.

woah. your penis is smaller than i excpected.

by ginormousgibboninggibbon December 21, 2022

Penis

The legendary sword of birth that hangs off a guys groin. This hot dog plays a key role in sex. Without the penis you will have to suck each others pussies. The penis can be inserted into anything, the mouth, ass, tits, pussy or even a jar.

Penis. Just Penis...

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

penis

fat things that boys have that girls always wanna hop on

Boy: my penis is hurting

Girl: i can help u with that daddy

by fatcocks May 24, 2022

Penis

Penis is the little pendulum hanging around your legs (in between to be specific) it can produce you but different and it can be hard as a rock or soft as a feather also the counterpart of the female version

name 1: Hey! Have you heard of something "rock hard"?
name 2: Uhhh no??
name 1: Its my penis!!

by crowzoneeee February 6, 2025

Penis Altitude

That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes

2 guys on roller coaster

“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude”
“Guy 2: Same bro!”

by Denzel Curry July 23, 2022

penis panels

an object that helps your penis get longer

Person 1: penis panels
person 2: ok

by penis panels May 30, 2021

Penis friends

Friends that have seen each others penises on more than one occasion, and thus their friendship has gotten stronger. Once you’re penis friends with someone, nothing you do together involving the penis is considered gay.

Hey did you know that Cameron and Zack were penis friends?

Woah really? They must be real chill

by Invertedguy44 October 15, 2023