You're taking a piss

Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.

A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"

or

A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"

by Ru_ox May 14, 2023

But you're the one calling

"But you're the one calling" Is a translation from a polish version of "who asked" or just straight up telling someone that they're bragging about an irrelevant topic or just another way of saying "who asked?"

Your girlfriend slept with 3 guys before you!

Unless she does when I'm in a relationship ship with her I don't mind.

I was one of them.

But you're the one calling.

by Fearanka July 1, 2022

you're having a laugh

Making a big joke, so in that case, you're having a laugh..

Friend 1: I think I can defeat the high schoolers today!
Friend 2: HAHA, YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH MATE!

by Hold Tight ASZNEE December 10, 2017

you're mom xd

When you mistakenly write "you're" instead of "your".

Guy1: lol

Guy:2 you're mom xd
Guy:1 wtf

by JuulKing March 8, 2018

sir you're flying

When you come across someone who is just floating or flying for no apparent reason

Um, sir you're flying

by Zel an Undead March 30, 2022

You're mad cunt

Its basically a aussie slang which means "you're crazy"

"Oh my god you're mad cunt for doing that"

"Your mad bro"

by slayqueens June 8, 2022

You're probably french

A way to instantly discredit anyone's argument.

Person 1: True communism has never been tried, capitalism is evil.
Person 2: You're probably french

by flippnflop November 7, 2021