Crowness

When a black person hijacks your car and steals your passport

Police : Hello how can I help you

Person 1:a person just crownessed my car
Police : Ok all pursuits on

by Schubby monster December 27, 2019

crow friend

A friend who gives items or gifts of little to no monetary value but the item is sentimental to them in some way as a symbol of friendship.

Kylie is my favorite crow friend. She always brings me back a rock or a shell whenever she travels.

by FireandRayne January 18, 2023

chase crow

Someone who has a very big weiner. He enjoys receiving rimjobs as well as giving them. He has a fro of a black man. His ass is rather nice which attracts the females to him (to give him rimjobs). He has a lot of money which he usually spends it on rubics cubes, coloring books, and anal beads.

Hey you seem to be a Chase Crow

by Bobsmith333 November 15, 2016

chloe crow

Amazingly beautiful girl that I love with all my heart. Is worth everything to me. Amazing ass the go with her perfect body and personality!

You see that new chick?
Yeah man she's Chloe crow.
DAMN!

by DLblack May 14, 2015

Crow

Crow is the sweetest boy in a group, he's mostly calm but tends to get chaotic when he feels safe, he likes dogs and is very handsome. Also incredibly gay.

"this is my friend Crow! He is very sweet!"

by -seren XD September 19, 2023

Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists

Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"

by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011

Crow

Crow, A term used for someone who has a strange addiction to kids, from 11 years old to 16 years old.

“Hey stop being a fucking Crow man!”
“Fuckin Crow!”

by BossMci March 10, 2021