Walmart stores

Any Walmart.

I need to get Some Chick-Fil-A sauce at one of the Walmart stores.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Walmart

The only place in North Carolina where you can meet up with your friends and goof off.

Suzy: “hey wanna hangout?”
Dylan: “sure, meet me at walmart.”

by Sky Jade August 1, 2022

walmart jesus

also called low-bar jesus

noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).

"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"

by georgia011 June 9, 2022

WALMART!

that one thing Jake Paul screamed once

Jake Paul: WALMART!

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

walmart vest

a homoerotic wardrobe staple of Walmart employees. typically accessorized with pins and patches to give shoppers a false sense of approachability. sometimes the back is bedazzled to say “daddy’s little slutbag” in rhinestones, but not always.

person 1: “man, did you see ailee’s walmart vest?”
person 2: “yeah, it’s so y2k thrift store chic!”

by streborarella June 16, 2022

Walmart wagyu

The most attractive woman in Walmart. Average looking outside of Walmart, but in there she’s a smokeshow.

“Bro check HER out”

“She’s alright I guess…”

“Nah my guy. That’s Grade A Walmart Wagyu right there.”

by goddamn_batman August 10, 2022

Walmart Cunt

A woman who walks around and her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS

Walmart cunt

by Namelessdude2000 August 14, 2022