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psychic vampire

Unlike Big-bad Mark's gay ass description, a Psy or Psi vampire is a modern-day vampire who feeds on the energy of other people sometimes subconciously or through a donor. When they go for a long period of time without feeding, they may become blood thirsty also for the energy. See "Sanguine"
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by Noctem January 29, 2005
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Vampire weekend

Lesbian orgy where all participants or most participants are on their period concentrating on oral sex
My sorority sisters and I had a vampire weekend after the frat party
by Bambi barrister June 22, 2022
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VAMPIRE PEN

A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.
I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone
by BostonEmily June 24, 2022
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getting vampired

Hiring an albino person to bite someone and run away, then every night sprinkling Molly on their food. During the night they will be high-ish with a good sensation sweeping over their body, but in the morning as the Molly wears off they feel down and unmotivated. Repeating this constantly for multiple nights/forever can lead this person to believe they are in fact a vampire.
James soon after getting vampired bit his father and mother thinking it would save them from aging further.
by PopeVortex May 24, 2023
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Vampire Special

When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period.
Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!
by the Trump Administration November 27, 2020
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oxytocin vampire

Some doulas get so much personal enjoyment out of births that they become Oxytocin Vampires. They literally feed off of the Oxytocin you and your baby create, giving themselves a ‘birth high’.
This free doula is out here just being an oxytocin vampire and cutting into my bottom line.
by Roseinthevalley January 4, 2018
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vampire surprise

When a girl is on her period you eat her out then french kiss into her mouth
i just gave mary a vampire surprise
by cottonPickker February 7, 2019
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