victory plan

A plan you make the morning after passing out due to consuming vast quantities of coke (or other drugs) and then having a dream that outlines the plan. Usually (but not always) made by a comedian-turned-politician.

Person 1: Hey, you realize your 200-page master's thesis is due this evening?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I see you've only written 5 pages so far, RIP.
Person 2: Don't worry I made a victory plan today, it will be finished in 2 hours.
Person 1: lol

Person 1: Why did you accept that MMA fight with a 1000 pound polar bear, surely you don't think you can win?
Person 2: I made a victory plan, no worries.
Person 1: lol ok

by randomnig2028 December 3, 2024

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Victori

Victori is a beautiful person who loves her friends and family and is a very independent strong person. This person is caring and would help anyone in need. Victori is very patient and takes their time on things and will understand problems for you point of view. Being victori is everyone dream

Friend: did you see Victori today
Me:yesss I wanna be them so badddd

by HYIPPYbih April 24, 2023

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trumpic victory

When you claim victory & are sore about everyone denying your victory. Even though the reality is you lost. Despite doing everything possible, fair or unfair, to win.

The tangerine is claiming a trumpic victory.

by Ol'D. January 30, 2021

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Victory Royale

A word used by gay 6 year olds after they get a win on FORTNUT

Kid: I just got a Victory Royale!

Me: shut the fuck up..

Kid: Thats a bad word..

Me: ... (Chucks a brick at kids head)

by YourOtherBoi May 10, 2019

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victory minaj

To have power of someone or something in this case a ménage or a Minaj as it is spelled wrong on purpose

I want a daughter like Nicki aww man I promise ima turn her into a monster but no ménages.

Minaj is a play on word for menage therefore she or he is a victory Minaj

by VICTORY MINAJ December 30, 2020

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