Tristan

A casual person whos a good friend that like technology and is very good at grammar but does not get crushed or wants any special someone at all.

Person1: Put a dispenser here!
Tristan: Blue team dispenser going right up!
Person1: Red Team you idiot.
Tristan: Oh.
Person666: I am dank!!!!11!!!1!!!!
Tristan: How original.

by Speedsonic75 April 20, 2018

Tristan

tristan mccall is the best he eat all daepizza

tristan mccall is the best he eat all daepizza

by youtouchmydingdingdong March 5, 2019

Tristan

He is a fuckboy who always is smaller than anyone. He is an amazing person but he really wants to die. He is the guy who laughs at funerals and cries at partys. He is a fuckboy, gay,and special in their own way. Also an interesting woman, but weird man.

Man my brother was being such a Tristan last night when we went to my dads funeral

by Datfurry69 March 20, 2019

Tristan

a disgusting son of a bitch who goes around from BED TO BED AT 3AM IN THE MORNING , HE IS VERY UNUSUAL AND WILL ASK TO BE IN YOUR GUTS AND SHOWER TOGETHER

OMG, here comes Tristan the shower intruder

by thottiee101 May 22, 2019

Tristan

A retard. Doesn’t know how to wake up early. Spends all night watching porn. Is a gamer.

Bro my friend is such a tristan.

by Anon.hehe February 1, 2020

Tristan

Every girl likes him especially since he has fluffy hair.

Tristan is tristan

by anonymous May 5, 2021

trystn

straightest guy who likes dick especially up the bum. coolest guy around if u see him pls smack his cock real nice and good

trystn is so straight so i banged him hell hard

by leakybum123 November 23, 2021