just fell off the turnip truck
just fell off the turnip truck by The Demon Prince November 17, 2006
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Dumb Truck
A person who does not think fast enough.
A slow thinking person
An unintelligent person
A person who does not seem to be paying attention to the conversation or environment, therefore having slow reactions or responses.
A person who does not catch jokes, or flirts.
A Stupid ass
A slow thinking person
An unintelligent person
A person who does not seem to be paying attention to the conversation or environment, therefore having slow reactions or responses.
A person who does not catch jokes, or flirts.
A Stupid ass
Dumb Truck by JaimeHuizar April 12, 2006
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mr. truck
miss-ter-truck 1 Noun. Meaning: A name given to a toy automobile by a child.
2. Verb. Meaning: God once fucked elves becuase they didnt make "Mr. Truck" correctly.
3. Substance. Hyper reactive solution only found in ants feet.
2. Verb. Meaning: God once fucked elves becuase they didnt make "Mr. Truck" correctly.
3. Substance. Hyper reactive solution only found in ants feet.
"I once used Mr. Truck on my hoe and it broke...."
"My shoe smells funny because it has Mr. Truck all over it"
"If I owned a cat I'd probly abuse it..."
"My shoe smells funny because it has Mr. Truck all over it"
"If I owned a cat I'd probly abuse it..."
compensator truck
Large pickup trucks ,usually driven by rednecks, typically jacked up with knobby off-road tires despite being too large and heavy to go off-roading with. They may also have an extended cab with a diamond-plate toolbox in the bed, which is perfectly unscratched from not having been used ever. Possibly a pair of cast-aluminum balls hang from the trailer hitch, which may be replaced with a Ford/Chevy/Dodge logo. Common wisdom holds that these trucks are used to make up for what their owners lack in stature, or other parts of the anatomy.
compensator truck by Art August 29, 2005
Slut Truck
A slut truck is a group of skank ass ho's that travel from bar to bar claiming beswaggered men as victims. The poor bastards that hook up with one of them are socially ruined for a good six months at least. They are easy to spot since they tend to possess a whordorable fashion sense. Due to a high sense of whorality they are good at capturing a man who normally is too sober to touch them. The group generally has several different key members. There's always the swamp donk which should be avoided at all costs. She is the one who goes from guy to guy until she finds one too drunk to push her off. She will generally attack him with her swamp crotch right then and there, victimizing her prey with social ruin on the spot. She should be avoided at all costs. In some situations, suicide is the best recommended way of avoiding the embarrassment of hooking up with her. Merely touching the swamp donk is a serious sex accident in itself. If you do hook up with one, it is recommended that you titty fuck her (and take pictures) Titty fucking distracts her so you can avoid her swampy taint.
Should you lose a bet with your friends, and have to hook up with a member of a slut truck. It is recommended that you go for the slut ass bitch whore. She is the alpha bitch of the group. She is usually cleaner than the other girls for lack of ability to close the deal. The upside of this is that she cherishes ANY experience with a man. You can give her a Cleveland steamer with reverse teabag, then a donkey punch, and she won't mind, and you aren't going to feel bad.
Should you lose a bet with your friends, and have to hook up with a member of a slut truck. It is recommended that you go for the slut ass bitch whore. She is the alpha bitch of the group. She is usually cleaner than the other girls for lack of ability to close the deal. The upside of this is that she cherishes ANY experience with a man. You can give her a Cleveland steamer with reverse teabag, then a donkey punch, and she won't mind, and you aren't going to feel bad.
"Man...poor Steve got hit by a slut truck last night"
"Oh shit!..is he okay?"
"No man...he's really fucked up, no woman in this town will touch him for a good year or so. He's gonna get to know his hands quite well."
"Well shit man...I don't want to be seen around him anymore"
"Yeah...me neither...I already deleted his number"
"Oh shit!..is he okay?"
"No man...he's really fucked up, no woman in this town will touch him for a good year or so. He's gonna get to know his hands quite well."
"Well shit man...I don't want to be seen around him anymore"
"Yeah...me neither...I already deleted his number"
Slut Truck by sgscribe October 26, 2008