Geriatric Traffic

When one is going well under the speed limit do to an old person driving in front of them, forcing them to be late, pissed off, etc

(Calling on a Cell)

Lisa: Hello
John: Hey, its me
Lisa: What's up
John: I'm going to be late, im caught behind some major geriatric traffic on broadway avenue.

by Carlos, NY January 10, 2010

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Old Trafford

Old Trafford is the famous home of Bruno Fernandes FC and the rest of Manchester U-Shited. The fans that occupy this place are either not from Manchester or used to Support Man City, as they are famous for being the biggest has-beens in Premier League history.

Each visit to this stadium gives Bruno Fernandes a guaranteed Chiropractor exam beachside of the amount of times he carried Man U on his back alone.

Guy 1: “The good news is I got us tickets to Liverpool vs Man United, the bad news is that I could only get the away match at Old Trafford.”

Guy 2: “Id rather kill myself.”

by Suck Your Dad December 31, 2020

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ass traffic

When you have mudbut really bad and there is so much coming out you can't get out of the bathroom.

I'd love to go bangin with you homies, but I got so much damn ass traffic.

by hardcrocker May 6, 2016

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traffic jam

When one person spreads their butt cheeks, while a second person deficates into the other's rectum.

At the sm club I tried a traffic jam for the first time.

by Tuckin Fypos June 4, 2005

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treefer

A treefer is a person who shows significant similarities to the external appearence of a tree. This word is also used to describe a person who similarly shows the main characteristics of said tree.
The person therefore is a dull bastard.
To be treeved by a treefer is to be bored shitless.

PIE. the treefer king
or for those unfimiliar with this person.
lucky fucks.

by big kirst and the mel-ster. September 25, 2006

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