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Hot Topic

A bullshit store that exploits trends by selling shirts depicting pop culture icons, often accompanied by a lame joke or pun.
Person 1: Dude! Look at this epic shirt I got from Hot Topic!

Person 2: I like _________, but that's not funny; it isn't even clever. Why would you spend twenty dollars on that?

Person 1: It is too funny! You just don't get it!
by Lord Monochromicorn June 15, 2012
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Cock Tonic

A tonic derived from ones cock!
Carl! Why are you drinking that shit? It tastes like Cock Tonic ya fucking Cock Tonic drinking fuck!
by Auron117 March 2, 2015
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Hot Topic Generation

Millennial's that base their pop culture and memes on hot topic merchandise including movies, cartoons & bands they can't identity songs from but damn it looks cool in the store.
Hot topic generation = 20 year old wearing a Ramones tee, "What's rock n roll high school? Blind stare
by Katnip73 November 23, 2016
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corporate toxicity syndrome

Corporate Toxicity Syndrome (CTS), is a syndrome created by chronic exposure or ingestion of corporate products, including pharmaceuticals, foods with low or no nutritional value (soda, ice cream, pizza and burgers for example), fluoridated water, street drugs and alcoholic beverages, combined with the absence of nutrition via nutritional foods, vitamins, minerals and other essentials. Presents as one who is obese, high blood pressure, trouble sleeping, musculoskeletal disorders, trouble thinking & various other health issues such as diabetes and cancer. Chronic food poisoning combined with malnutrition.
“In looking at the consumers that frequent standard “Grocery” stores, Super-Stores, convenience stores, and exemplified by the photographs of those that frequent one of America’s largest superstore, one can plainly see that this group suffers from Corporate Toxicity Syndrome, or CTS, as they are fat, sick, and nearly dead from eating toxins and never having nutrition.”
by Greg M. Houck June 5, 2018
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Hot topic

hot topic sells clothing for "edgy" teens who like my chemical romanceand panic and the disco
Let's go to hot topicand get that panic at the disco shirt
by Sparkle678 July 25, 2018
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Jakson Tomicic

Pure definition of ‘WHIPPED’ and does not interact or socialise with the boys no more
Jakson Tomicic , you coming out tonight?
Na sorry mate I’m with my girl
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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Hot Topic

Be careful, this is the central spawn point of all emo people.
Yo is it dark in here or is it just me?
Watch out dude they're coming! Hot Topic is where they form!
by deezmomz.com December 26, 2021
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