Trumpet

An instrument that makes a saxophone look like a useless sex toy for God's and is only created Zeus, the god of all gods of Greek mythology

When Zeus developed trumpets Trumpets, it was so beautiful that it made Satan remove the saxophone from his asshole

by Godly asshole March 9, 2018

Spicy blue trumpet

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting so hard it whistles.

Yo, wanna hear my spicy blue trumpet?

by TakiTrumpet July 10, 2025

trumpet of patriots

A publicly loud fart. Usually contains follow through.

Ralph released his trumpet of patriots loud, free and unsurprisingly, he'd shat himself.

by Moronica February 19, 2025

dented trumpet

The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.

My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.

by Sam6victor February 16, 2018

trumpet

Refers to games that have too much water.

"Do you like trumpets?"
"Eww no."
"How is that even humanly possible?"

by Benas-545 September 28, 2017

Trumpet

A Trump supporter.

Adam: Hey did you hear Karen was a trumpet?
Jonathan: ...What?

by SunnyHybrid January 9, 2021

Trumpet Concerto in E Flat

That one song from squid game season two. Plays when the players are in the lobby or what should I call it

Guy 1: Trumpet Concerto in E Flat is a melody.
Guy 2: I don't like E Flat.

by ChatGpt_Gibberish January 23, 2025