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Pecker

One who types slow on the keyboard .
Wow your a pecker , that report should have been typed hours ago.
by Redneckmess November 8, 2017
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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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pecker necking

My second ex enjoyed giving head, and when she started cheating on me, I knew that she was pecker necking---a good blowjob.
Honey, have you been pecker necking with Juan?
by Garabaldbastard January 29, 2020
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Spicy pecker juicing

PHRASE: def: A male masturbating vigorously using Icy-Hot as lubrication.
We replaced out buddies lotion so now he's spicy pecker juicing in the pisser.
by Krackerino November 1, 2021
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PECKER NAT

Someone who won't go away and hang around expecting to get high on other people's drugs.
Person #1: Why is Matt still here?
Person#2: He's being a Pecker Nat.
Person #1: oh...., ok I will roll a bowl with him so he will leave.
by Marlborough-lite July 20, 2023
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Pecker Checker

The proctor that has to watch to make sure you don't cheat on a drug test.
They found birth control medicine in Bobby's piss so now he has to get retested at the Pecker Checker
by Pseudonym jomes November 18, 2021
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Pecker Whipped

Synonym for dick whipped and dicktimized.

Used by cowboys, residents of the Southern and Mid-Western US states, IQ-challenged Gen X'ers, and/or Millenials on their underage girlfriend(s), wife(s), or secret gay lover(s).
Ma'am you've been pecker whipped! While taking your cowboy hat off as a gesture of respect.
by Calinga Bro January 28, 2025
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