Hog Heaven

Hog Heaven- When a person is in a situation or created circumstances which is beneficial to themselves, they are living in hog heaven!

Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!

Jonathan doesn't work or pay rent, his girlfriend supports him, so he's living in hogs heaven!
Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!

by I AM HOTEP! March 30, 2019

hog masturbator

A hog masturbator is someone who masturbates Harley motorcycles ("hogs").

A most unfortunate habit.

Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.

He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.

by scodder May 24, 2010

bitch hog

Your mom

Damn your mom is a real bitch hog!

by fanatic pup May 2, 2014

Cock Hog

A cock hog is a woman that wants all the cock to herself. It doesn’t necessarily need to in a orgy style fashion, although she certainly would want to dominate in that scenario as well. Sometimes it can be a matter of just not letting another woman get the attention of a man.

Daisy is a real cock hog. She fucked Ricky at the party the other night and then blew Jimmy cause she was jealous he was flirting with another woman. She wants all the attention to herself.

by Bald Boy May 21, 2021

Hegged the hog

Trimming of the male pubic area

Hegged the hog before I go over to Sarah’s place

by God damn it bobby January 15, 2018

Chair hog

An extremely lazy person who has to sit all the time

My fat brother is such a chair hog.

by Anonymochka December 19, 2008

Wii hog

Any person who refuses to share the Nintendo Wii even after he/she has been playing all day long.

Person A: Can I play?
Person B: No
Person A: You effing Wii Hog!

by Teh_YogiBear July 22, 2008