Garbage Merchant

Any retailer that sells junk, knowingly defective products, has shitty or non-existent technical support, and just sells completely and utterly useless crap. Garbage Merchant products should be bought and thrown directly in the trash. If you purchase from a Garbage Merchant, consider that you have just made a donation to them and got next to nothing in return.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.

Two shoppers at a dollar store:

Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."

by Jordicolas November 16, 2020

man garbage

The garbage that is a man (if they are indeed garbage) and or a woman who is the garbage for a man (if she is indeed garbage). An irrelevant person who makes ignorant decisions or makes flat out stupid comments. An insult toward a person who is lower than garbage. Also see fuckboy.

Eddie was offended when Andrea banged her fist on the table jokingly. He said "what is wrong with you!?" In a serious tone.
"Shut up, Eddie! You're man garbage!" Andrea replied.

Eddie said "you called me garbage!"
Andrea respnded "no, I called you man garbage. It is lower than garbage."

by AmyTequilahouse March 3, 2017

Hot Cheese Garbage Bag

Willow

Wow you're looking very hot cheese garbage bag today, you must be named Willow!

by ILOVEBIGBOYS696969696969696969 October 30, 2019

Garbage Ass Guts

The indulgence of foods that do not agree with you resulting in flatulence and forceful excrement within a short time frame of consumption.

Hey, be sure your Uncle don't get ANY dairy. You know he got them garbage ass guts.

by anonymous January 2, 2021

Garbage Bin Coon

A slang term for a crazy homeless black person

Look at that rabid ass garbage bin coon he’s going full mental

by Cheez-It-God August 11, 2018

Garbage Picker

A person that waits for other players in a multiplayer competitive shooting game to wound other players, then swoops in to steal the kill. A facilitated kill due to taking advantage of other players.

"I almost got the last kill in COD but this garbage picker came in and took my kill!"

by AritheDarkOne August 26, 2013

Garbage Bear

Actual Bears in places like Russia that become accustomed to finding their food sources in places which they know the trash created by humans to be a food source.

Garbage bears will always find your food scraps.

by Ifyouaintcav January 17, 2023