derek

a lazy piece of shit that is always late to our global class

derek fucking damn lanjiao sia he potong stim again

by lanjiao kicker 69 April 23, 2019

Derek

Derek always tries to make you laugh no matter how much you don't want to. He likes to speak other languages (preferably spanish) He has a kind and caring heart that'll make you feel cared for no matter what. He tries to always keep a smile on his face even when he's going through a tough time. He likes to have long conversations with you and likes to get to know you. He has a lot of friends, and cares about all of them equally. If you have a Derek in your life, remember your lucky.

Derek... I'm so lucky to have you

by Ukulele_ donuts December 9, 2018

Derek Nichols

The cutest life form known to man.

Person one: Holy smokes man look how happy Derek Nichols is right now.

Person two: I wish I was as happy as D Nics.

by TENNER SNIPER SUPREME April 20, 2022

Derek

A callous man with a perpetual thousand yard stare. The light in his eyes burned out years ago.

"Man, that guy doesn't give a fuck about people's feelings. He's definitely a Derek."

by treyu3 November 11, 2021

derek

woohoo new songs learned on harp lets gooooo

Ania: Knock knock
Derek: *harp playing* BLACK HOLE SUN
Ania: ok.

by blackholesun12345 March 1, 2021

Derek Druschel

Best boyfriend ever

You are being a Derek Druschel today!

by C_joyyy_ September 13, 2020

Derek

a man with asda bags made of steel

derek smacked my ass with his asda bags

by bumbumlord February 16, 2023