This is a term used to describe the misfortune that is bestowed on those who date a girl whose name starts with the "kuh" sound whether the actual name starts with a "C" or a "K".
Examples: Kim, Christy, Christyana, Kasey, Karlie, Kate, Katie, Corey, Crystal ....
Jim: "Hey Dave. What happened to all your money and your car... and why is your hair turning gray? And it looks like you've lost weight."
Dave: "I've been dating this girl Kasandra."
Jim: "Say no more. ... Curse of the Kuh."
Jim: "Hey Dave. What happened to all your money and your car... and why is your hair turning gray? And it looks like you've lost weight."
Dave: "I've been dating this girl Kasandra."
Jim: "Say no more. ... Curse of the Kuh."
by Hevea brasiliensis January 14, 2011
Dude this guy David is such an idiot I don't like him. Without ever Talking to David would be a Dennisovitsch Curse.
by Expressed Sequence June 29, 2024
A phenomenon whereby members of the Doyle family can not watch or attend a professional sports game without their home team losing.
by Firedtarsier January 21, 2024
A current historical event, where a Boston native named Owen Keve is involved in the constant Boston Celtics home playoff losses as a spectator.
by breanie1812 April 25, 2024
When the RB1 on your fantasy team gets a serious injury or season ending injury at the start or near the start of the NFL season, every single f****** year.
Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.
Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.
Person1: Bro I have the Ed Curse.
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!
by David Luis Jr September 09, 2021
When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
by Sucks longer May 09, 2022