Curse of the Kuh

This is a term used to describe the misfortune that is bestowed on those who date a girl whose name starts with the "kuh" sound whether the actual name starts with a "C" or a "K".
Examples: Kim, Christy, Christyana, Kasey, Karlie, Kate, Katie, Corey, Crystal ....

Jim: "Hey Dave. What happened to all your money and your car... and why is your hair turning gray? And it looks like you've lost weight."

Dave: "I've been dating this girl Kasandra."

Jim: "Say no more. ... Curse of the Kuh."
by Hevea brasiliensis January 14, 2011
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Dennisovitsch Curse

When you are just hating people for no reason whatsoever.
Dude this guy David is such an idiot I don't like him. Without ever Talking to David would be a Dennisovitsch Curse.
by Expressed Sequence June 29, 2024
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Doyle Curse

A phenomenon whereby members of the Doyle family can not watch or attend a professional sports game without their home team losing.
Damn, the lions would have a Superbowl win if it wasn't for the Doyle Curse.
by Firedtarsier January 21, 2024
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The Keve Curse

A current historical event, where a Boston native named Owen Keve is involved in the constant Boston Celtics home playoff losses as a spectator.
The Celtics lost another playoff game. The Keve Curse lives another day!
by breanie1812 April 25, 2024
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Third curse

is the state of a team/player being supported by third, leading to their INEVITABLE DEMISE. BASTA PAG NASUPORTAHAN KA TAPOS KA NA
Third supported Dejounte Murray, thus; he had the third curse.
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Ed Curse

When the RB1 on your fantasy team gets a serious injury or season ending injury at the start or near the start of the NFL season, every single f****** year.

Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.
Person1: Bro I have the Ed Curse.
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!
by David Luis Jr September 09, 2021
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When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
by Sucks longer May 09, 2022
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