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Sponge Theory

Spongebob’s sponge theory is a theory which we absorb ideas like a sponge, and where some slip through the holes and others are squeezed out of us in every day life, like a sponge.
Barthes semiotic analysis theory ain’t got shit on spongebobs sponge theory
by trappergirl6o May 15, 2023
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Vortex Theory

A theory that fast moving racecars on an oval causes a vortex of heated air that can temporarily halt rain, or stop rain entirely.
Fan 1: I thought it was supposed to rain?

Fan 2: must be vortex theory.
by Lexus14blacklist June 17, 2016
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Tele’s theory

When something has enough curviness and or human female characteristics, it tricks the male brain into being willing to have sex with it.
Friend 1: “Hey man look at the curves on that rock, that’s child bearing hips of I’ve ever seen any”
Friend 2: “I know right? It’s a classic case of Tele’s theory”
by RatKing130 August 8, 2023
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oreo theory

A threesome between 2 black females and one white male. The females make the cookie being on the outside and the male makes the stuffing.
Man I just performed the Oreo Theory last night!
by Huff_98 April 6, 2017
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zide theory

by zidewayz September 29, 2022
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Wawa's Theory

If a fat bitch in question hides her belly button in her jeans, leggings, etc, the bitch is fat.
"Hey did you see Hailey's new Instagram post? I couldn't see her belly button."

"Damn and she was in leggings so she fits Wawa's Theory, that bitch fat!"
by Modz Sussy April 12, 2023
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spunspiracy theory

The meth induced illusion that something is being secretly plotted against you.
that girl never covers her mouth when she coughs because she's releasing evil vaginal mafia germs at me, this is a serious spunspiracy theory.
by chains666 April 3, 2009
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