shag ache

A term used for a man or woman who you want to have sex with but who you find annoying!

'He is doing my head in he is such a shag ache'

by JlD82 September 20, 2016

Shag cunt

A vagina that has housed so many dicks is is lose and looks like a shag carpet. Basically calling them a whore

Wow Chris you fucked Peyton? You're a shag cunt

by OxfordSixtyNiner January 28, 2017

shagging with 9/11

Shagging with 9/11. U get it u get it. U dont , u dont. That's how life be sometimes 🤷🏼 ♀️

Archie does not compute🤣 shagging with 9/11

by Jessc1122 December 5, 2019

Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.

"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"

by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019

Shag

To fuck

Sonny: "you wanna shag, you filthy animal"

by BiGdiCkBoY13579 February 26, 2020

Shag

A shag is a common word used by teenagers particularly the virgins
For example:Hello Milly want to shag bb gurl.
Milly:No mate get out

Hey wanna shag
Girl:no

by Bigb00tymuncher May 10, 2020

The best shag ever

Oliver Thomas mcComiskey

Karen 1: I had the best shag ever last night
Karen 2: no u didn't, that's Ollie. Stupid bitch

by Annahisgf May 17, 2020