by Marniechan August 15, 2023
by Mr. Jack Square October 10, 2010
An alternative to the old saying "Stick out like a sore thumb". Ron Jeremy, actor, 'phallanthropist', adult movie legend is known for his massive dong. At a shrimp dick convention, he would put all of the micropenis'd fella's to shame.
by ThatBritWiener December 10, 2017
by Lotsofhate October 13, 2020
Your local butt plug dealer. Not a one size fits all kind of guy. Any plug, any size, any face on it he's your guy.
Hooked up from Dayyy-Ron with a plug with my bros face on it, now I can bang my wife and see my bro.
by Goteeeeeeeeeeeeem January 20, 2025
‘Your such a Ron Meltinson’
by Ababab October 01, 2020
When your partner closes an eye and you take a dump on said eye leaving your partner with a Captain Ron eye patch circa 1980s.
I felt like I could take on the Kreaken while riding Johnny Depp's back after my old lady gave me that stunning Captain Ron!
by ArgggMatey July 15, 2016