porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.

My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.

by flabeach August 23, 2011

The You Can Think Pad

That dang thing baldi stuffs in your face when you try getting your science notebook

Guy: MY NOTEBOOK!
Baldi: *Stuffs The You Can Think Pad in his face*
Guy: AAAAAAAA

by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023

Iowa City Splash Pad

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.

I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.

by PeterPancake December 06, 2023

Wayne Pad

A word that I made up. Even though Wayne is a guy's name, 'Wayne Pad' can be used for both genders, it doesn't matter.

This word is used for people who are addcited to Wattpad or just use it very often. It describes them as people who are dirty minded, horny, and reads lemons.

Person A: Yo I caught Jeff reading lemons on Wattpad.

Person B: I'm not surprised, he's a Wayne Pad.

by uh wha November 27, 2020

Corporate Padding

A role or person in a business or enterprise , which provides no value to the company or its customers. Usually seen in larger companies.

Can we all agree that project managers are just corporate padding?

by Gary Grant Jones May 22, 2024

Corporate Padding

A role or person in companies, that provide little to no value for the company or its customers.

Everyone knows project managers, are just corporate padding.

by Gary Grant Jones May 23, 2024

Matchelor Pad

A house you live in with your bae

You: Hi bb see you at the matchelor pad
Your baby: hi bb see you soon

by War turtle July 31, 2021