keyboard plant

when your so bored you just slam your head on the keyboard to see what comes up

OMG i soo bored i could just keyboard plant

by Ka-Bloom June 29, 2011

Plant-potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Q: "Would you try plant-potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"

by jamthecat January 31, 2010

planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.

"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."

by bztwzr October 16, 2009

Seed Planting

When you have a kidney stone and fuck a girl and it comes out whilst balls deep.

Wendy and I did some seed planting and she didn't even know it, she's gonna be confused when it comes out.

by pikapoo1 January 9, 2021

Amish power plant

See the definition for "Dutch Rudder" and add one or more people to the equation. It's still totally not gay!

I went to this after party last night and met a few of really great guys who were talking about this thing called an "Amish Power Plant" and asked if I wanted to give it a go. I told them I wasn't into men and they told me, it's totally not gay! So I agreed and made some life long friends.

by Jackie M. Paper January 5, 2022

Plant Caravan

Place to share awesome photos of your garden and figure out how to stop having your plants die

Aww I lost another succulent. Let me check plant caravan to see if anyone has any advice

by cjwilliams135 August 18, 2020

Jessica's Plant

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.

"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."

by Bex Belling June 11, 2024