wall plant

Somebody that is present in the background consuming oxygen, but does not participate nor provide substance.

The person I work with is wall plant.

by The cruel word smith February 15, 2021

Search the web to plant trees...

Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.

She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."

by BradfordBadBoii March 12, 2021

Plant Pot Defender

Gay Bitch who smokes pot all day and is usually to busy for his friends and hates people, most likely a virgin on discord

that guys name is plant pot defender must be a homo

by Not TrevorBear123 January 19, 2021

plant-based

Vegetarian.

I'm a plant-based wine mom robosexual tinderella looking for my Prince charming ;) no hookups

by Roboflexible February 22, 2016

Plants getting watered

When one decides to commence partying ie; drinkmode also known as party mode.

Joe:(receives dumb text at 3AM)

Jane: (8AM looks at dumb text sent on phone) Texts Joe. Hey friend, sorry about that text, the plants getting watered early last night.

by misstara007 August 27, 2021

couch plant

to sexually please someone.. on the couch

I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.

by couchplanter October 27, 2010

House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.

''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''

by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023