Matador Money

Quickly dolling out a large amount of cash to avoid an unpleasant situation.

My angry ex-girlfriend came b-lining towards my table, so I quickly threw down some matador money and took off.

by Riverson April 29, 2011

Monty Money

The next best thing. No one is on Monty Moneys level you all wish you had his drip. YUHRRDDD

Who’s that guy over there?

That’s monty money you dumbfuck

by Monty Money October 26, 2018

MONEY ORGASM

when the money just keep comin (non-stop)

You wait for a pay check, my money orgasms

by ayyyeitsyofavoritegirl March 17, 2017

analog money

physical currency.

"You have change for a 5?"
reply."No I don't have any analog money"

by cancerhand November 11, 2009

Money junkie

A person who is mentally consumed by an addiction to money. Every aspect of his life suffers as he/she satisifies the addiction.

Friend: this sunset is one of the prettiest things I have ever experienced.
Money junkie: yeah, thanks God sunlight is free.

Friend: aren't those kittens meowing charming?
Money junkie: yep, but cat food is so expensive...

Friend: Do you think that Plato's Republic has any valuable ideas for today's problems?
Money junkie: damn, my portfolio devaluated 2 cents today. Sorry what's that you said?

Partner: do you love me?
Money junkie: how much will it cost me?

by Bruno Grey July 30, 2013

Momma Money

Money recived from your mother that has not been earned by work.

Similar to Daddy Dollars

Mom can i have some money i dont want to get a job. Pleese?

by myspace is for noobs August 03, 2005

F.U. Money

When the marginal value of the next $ = 0. The point at which an individual, after acquiring absurd wealth, ceases to care about his/her reputation, and ceases to concerned with the economic repercussions of his/her future actions. Otherwise know as "f*** you money".

Bernard Madoff was on the verge of achieving F.U. Money status, at which point he would have retired to a non-extradition country and sipped Mai-Tais with Milton Waddams.

by ZhangBanger March 07, 2011