a small, pass through town in Maine that has nothing but windmills and should-be condemned houses.
everyone is either a potato farmer or on drugs. particularly meth, or more recently fake heroin or dirty dope. everyone is judgmental, especially the tweakers.
everyone in everybody's business like they don't have 5+ dirty children to take care of. home to the cousin fuckers and big, beefy women that created the stereotypes of Maine.
they drive their dates to prom in a parade of giant potato farming tractors that take up both sides of the road, home to a truly rare breed 😬
everyone is either a potato farmer or on drugs. particularly meth, or more recently fake heroin or dirty dope. everyone is judgmental, especially the tweakers.
everyone in everybody's business like they don't have 5+ dirty children to take care of. home to the cousin fuckers and big, beefy women that created the stereotypes of Maine.
they drive their dates to prom in a parade of giant potato farming tractors that take up both sides of the road, home to a truly rare breed 😬
by psychedelicmommy August 27, 2022

by esportsman2022 March 27, 2022

a beautiful name a beautiful person. everything about them is perfect. it doesn't matter if they picked the name for themselves or their parents gave it to them because it wouldn’t fit someone better than it does to them. i cant go through a day without talking to them im so glad we’ve met.
by boobiedoobie November 20, 2021

by NFA MAR June 15, 2021

mars is one of the coolest people i know. Mars is funny, nice, and has a crysh on j- (jasonn derulooo) nevermind haha. but they r really nice and caring.
by vix is cool. September 29, 2021

"In the latest chapter of Mar-a-Lagate, President Trump is now claiming that the pictures taken of the recovered secret documents are fake".
by CAescapee October 28, 2022

they are the most beatiful person ever, a blast to be around and queer as fuck. They are very special if you have a mars in your life never let them go
by jay the faggot November 20, 2021
