queef lord

''Queef lord'' is when one can queef more and louder then the last ''queef lord.''

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Guy: WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Girl: WHAT IS IT?!
Guy: I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE NEW QUEEF LORD! *starts to suck her toes to show respect*

by ONANERING February 6, 2019

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Hot Lords

Variation of “good lord” or “good god”

“I must be so careful with this very heavy and fragile...

—oh, Hot Lords!”

-D. Struechtiv

by Nekomesha June 4, 2018

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Lord dortis

Lord dortis will devour any edible food item in his path. He loves using big adjectives and being the manager. Here are some of his most classic scriptures

“Are you going to eat that” dortis 11.2.23
“The leafs suck” dortis 7.11.42

Lord dortis loves getting paid to wipe the elderly.

by OGlover21 November 22, 2019

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Time lord

An alien from a show called doctor who, who has 2 hearts, travels around in the tardis saving worlds and destroying aliens

Yo that time lord destroyed the dalek race

by Atmosphere_yt April 10, 2019

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Lord Voldemort

Lord Voldemort is a Half-blood wizard. He has other names, such as, You-Know-Who, He who must not be named and The Dark Lord, something only his gang, The Death Eaters, call him. He is the son of Pure-blood witch Merope Gaunt and Muggle Tom Riddle Senior.
As a result of having seven horcruxes, Voldemort has red eyes, pale white skin and no nose.

Lord Voldemort looked nicer as a kid.

by MelonBed April 12, 2019

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