The most dripped out member of anyone’s squad. Often wearing clothing items fit for a king, this includes; supreme, bape, Lacoste, and many more luxury brands. Almost always have Jordan’s on they’re feet, yeezys are acceptable.
by John McWhite September 9, 2021
Get the Swag lordmug. by K1L562 June 3, 2019
Get the lard lordmug. Lord Garrison, also known as Garry, GarBear, and Pope Garrison. Waddles the Halls of SJR and is worshiped by his students
by MondayNightHalfApps August 8, 2023
Get the Lord Garrisonmug. The little bitch boy that needs to pick the tune in the Uber and carries a few spare aux cord doo-dads with them.
Can’t let anyone else’s tunes play, just hogs YouTube Red for the whole party.
Can’t let anyone else’s tunes play, just hogs YouTube Red for the whole party.
“Don’t invite jamie to the kick-on he’s just gonna be an aux lord all morning.”
“Who’s going to sit in the front and be the aux lord, I’m fading...”
“Who’s going to sit in the front and be the aux lord, I’m fading...”
by M89ER May 1, 2021
Get the Aux lordmug. The act of defiling as mans anus with a dry fist and then docking afterwards. Initially thought up by an ex-army bummer who loved cock
He Lord Hopton'ed him!!!
by Jamieb93 November 22, 2011
Get the Lord hoptonmug. A person who is a ruler of anything and everything Emo in existence. This person is your stereotypical Emo person who is also extra at all times. Dark lipstick is a rarity but merely adds to the already overbearing amount of Emo.
by Definitely not me guys February 13, 2018
Get the emo lordmug. He is the Ultimate Authority, the Library of Knowledge, the River of Purity, the Epitome of Judgement, the Alpha of Mankind. In a nutshell, he is the Lord of Everything.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.
His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.
His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.
by Skyfather Indra December 29, 2021
Get the Lord Matrixmug.