I’ll give you my llama

One way to pick up Latino chics (or guys if ur gay) in bars

Also slang for I’ll give you my dick

“Como te llama?”
“Oh I’ll give you my llama

by BitchAs February 17, 2018

I’ll give you my llama

Something to say to a Latino chic

Slang for I’ll give u my penis

“Como te llama”
“Oh, i’ll give you my llama”

by BitchAs February 17, 2018

fortnite llama

This is my Uncle. His name is ikevoidzimoletits Now Fuck off Cunt

Help The Fortnite llama Ate my Dick off

by The_Shit_Lord June 14, 2020

llama crawl

To scratch your butt and rub against the floor to relieve pelvic itching at the same time. Very difficult to perform effectively and requiring strong back muscles.

"Whoa did you see John llama crawling in the other room?"
"Yeah! That shit was impressive"
"Right?"

by FrooFroos July 07, 2014

Llama Guys

The llamas that PewDiePie received after killing the animal’s og owner, the Wandering Trader. The Swedish YouTuber has since them kept them in a pen for safe keeping. In some episodes, you can see one of the llamas in a boat with Boat Cow. At the time of this posting, Pewds has not acknowledged this event.

Note that is is written early in the Minecraft series, so it may not be up to date in relevancy to the let’s play.

“Got the Boat Cow, got the Llama Guys...”

by child of cheesus August 06, 2019

Gummer The Llama

Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.

"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."

"No, he's ugly."

"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."

by PowerTower920 July 19, 2019

Lodge Llama

People at a ski resort that can't take the slighty cold weather and end up sitting in the ski lodge for most of the day and wasting the day

Matt: It's a little cold out today but it's not terrible.
Keith: Yeah but you know there is certainly gonna be a lot of lodge llamas today anyways.

by Sunshine Kweft March 02, 2022