by sighstr6ed January 27, 2025
by yxng.qxander December 10, 2021
The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.
A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action
Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
by Ovall September 15, 2023
by scallyhaborwaggers May 13, 2022
Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls
Boy: what
Guy: I got bitches on me
Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up
Boy: what
Guy: I got bitches on me
Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up
by lordyrei December 12, 2024
by GoofyAwwCat October 18, 2022
by Cobblershlobber August 13, 2020