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Goat Spanker

Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.
Bubba: “whys he wearing his boots like that?”
Jim bo: “guys a goat spanker
by Normmtx April 28, 2021
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Ultra Goated

by Alfredo Morelos January 10, 2021
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Glizzy Goat

Much like a Glizzy Gladiator and Glizzy Goblin, the Glizzy goats are the absolute best/ Goats at chowing down some glizzys. They can guzzle down any load at a time and in almost an instant. Usually their hunger is for glizzys and glizzys only. Try to beat one in a contest and you’ll just end up embarrassing yourself. One can simply not beat a glizzy goat in their own game as they just splurge the lengthy glizzy wieners down their esophagus as quickly as one can bat an eye.
Wow Joey Chestnut is destroying the competition. He must be a glizzy goat of some sort.
by The OG Glizzy Goat May 26, 2021
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the goat of life

the coolest goat youll ever meet. met queen.under.pressure and deakythediscobean.
potato: that is a cool goat
bean: its must be *gasp* ITS THE GOAT OF LIFE
by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
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Mountain Goating

When girls get drunk and try to get to the highest surface closest to them in the bar, club, house party, or outdoors.
Yeah Ashlee took her fourth shot and then Drake come on in the bar and she started Mountain Goating onto the table
by MoutainGoatOG November 5, 2018
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Goat kisser

A term used to offend someone
BILLY- I told the teacher that you stole her lip plumper!

SALLY- OMG! I hate you! You little goat kisser!
by Calamari & Zsters February 16, 2017
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