Express Man

The enemy of Local Man, does really casual stuff

"Express Man does normal stuff, wow we have a slow news day"

by notarealperson111 January 12, 2021

Express Stop

To almost stop at a stop and roll on through when there is no traffic.

He: Hey, we're late, let's get going.
You: Yeh, maybe we can hit some Express Stops and cut some drive time.

by wiley cyprus June 27, 2009

cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.

Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.

by Literally_Satan July 11, 2014

Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.

Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!

by titarrot June 07, 2019

The Trey Way Express

Where there is a line of people who are in Human Centipede formation and when someone shits in their mouth they have to yell “Choo Choo” and they lose.

I can’t believe I won The Trey Way Express yesterday, too bad you had to eat shit.

by ItsFuckingTreyWay September 25, 2018

Sushi Express

A restaurant that sells sushi on a conveyor belt

Have you been to Sushi Express?

by SushiExpress August 28, 2021

Ride the Pineapple Express

A way to say “Let’s go smoke some weed”, based on the 2008 movie Pineapple Express.

Person A: Yo, let’s go ride the Pineapple Express!

Person B: Sick! I’ll go get my bong then.

by mrGrimmm March 01, 2024