the residue left between your ass cheeks after dropping a massive projectile deuce. Most noticeable after a diaherra-like deuce and even after wiping, it still feels there.
by dkyard May 23, 2009
Someone who talks on their cell phone while dropping a stink pickle in the can. This could be a male or female.
I could hear her Deuce Dialing someone when I went in the bathroom at work. Can you hear me now?...plop.
by Mancave Movie Madness February 12, 2020
dropped a deuce pickle with mad kosher stink. a stork would have swooped over the bowl and flown that isht away if i hadn't dropped the hammer.
by hawnkeypunch May 27, 2011
by Moteq January 01, 2017
From the former practice of bakers of adding a third to a batch of two in order to avoid punishment for accidentally delivering underweight deuces.
Johnson: "Wait, how many english muffs did you have for dinner last night?"
John Thomas: "I ended up buying a baker's deuce - two for dinner, and one for dessert."
John Thomas: "I ended up buying a baker's deuce - two for dinner, and one for dessert."
by billybee69 March 08, 2011
A chamber constructed for the purpose of watching one's wife or husband experience an extramarital affair. May be utilized for either cuckoldry or a threesome.
Q: Where do you think the mayor's deucing chamber is?
A: The deucing chamber is likely built beneath his indoor bowling alley.
A: The deucing chamber is likely built beneath his indoor bowling alley.
by mawhrinskell January 29, 2022
by harlie roque September 07, 2021